Oh, now you’re just being silly! Who has five celebrity crushes – that’s just weird, those people need a hobby. Next it’ll be – name your five favourite super models.
I don’t have any celebrity crushes, never have. There are celebrities – male and female – I like, or admire, or think are talented or gorgeous but I don’t swoon over them and I wouldn’t get into a fluster if saw them somewhere. Unlike my husband who had too much to drink at the airport one day while psyching up for a flight back in his fear of flying days. That day we saw Simon O’Donnell and he carried on as if Simon was the most exciting person in the entire world, it was embarrassing really. Don’t be alarmed if you don’t know Simon, you’d have to be a fan of Australian cricket in the 80’s to do so. I think when we saw him it was about 1997 so it wasn’t even when he was in his prime.
However, if you were scrolling through my phone and saw this photo you would probably question that statement of mine about non crushing. But I’ll have you know it’s only there so I can show my friend. She went to a concert not long ago and said he wasn’t looking so good anymore and she was now a Ritchie fan instead and then I saw this and thought – well, I mean, but he’s really not looking too bad is he. But I’ll be deleting it as soon as I show her.