The food would be potato.
I really do love potato and the added bonus is that if you did have to eat it for the rest of your life you could serve it up with a few variations. Although if I live for another forty years I think I’m going to be pretty sick of it no matter how creative I become in the preparation department.
You can boil them, bake them or mash them and you can turn them into chips or crisps or rissoles or scallops. You can chop them or leave them whole and you can peel them or leave the skin on.
Marvellous little things really and something I always have in my fridge. I often steam one for lunch and mix it with veg and tuna or chop up a boiled one and cook it with some eggs and veg for brekky.
As for the bevvy, well I’d have to say water which is a bit boring really. I only really drink wine and water and wine just isn’t very practical as your one and only drink for ever – I mean it’s not going to work well when you’re on the treadmill for example and you’d be needing a good milk thistle supplement to keep your liver happy.
I don’t drink soft drink (or fizzy or whatever you call it wherever you live in the world), or cordial (or mix up or whatever you call it wherever you live in the world) and I only have one cup of coffee in the morning. I don’t think I even really like it, it’s just out of habit and if I’m really really feel like I’m dying sick I like a cup of tea. If we were out of milk it wouldn’t bother me to go without my morning coffee but come time to cook dinner and there’s no wine in the fridge there will be hell to pay.
So spuds and water, aren’t I easily pleased.