My iPhone autocorrect is still making me send crazy messages to people. A while ago I was sending Daz a shopping list of things I needed him to pick up for dinner and I was after a wombok and my phone assumed that what I really wanted was
1 x womb
No, not tonight thanks. So I went back to fix it and then my phone thought I must have felt like some tasty roadkill for dinner because it changed it to
1 x wombat
You really can’t send a message off to anyone without checking it first because people end up thinking you’re mad. My daughter sent me a text saying she was leaving early on Saturday for the shops and I sent her one back asking her if she was going to hit the shops early for the sake when I meant sales. She just ignores me now, has done ever since I sent her a text saying that bunnies are shit when in fact I think bunnies are lovely, I thought vinnies were shit.
I was just sending Daz the details of some varnish I wanted called Plasti-Cote clear enamel and I sent it off telling him I wanted some Plasti-Kitty clear enamel – god knows what the man at the hardware shop is going to think.
It’s like I have some kind of texting Tourette’s.