I’m a very tolerant person. I’m able to accept that there are all sorts of people out there and that the world is a better place because of their differences. But there is one group of people out there who really piss me off. And they are the fuckwits who take their dogs to the park and don’t keep them on a lead. They are the same fuckwits who let their unleashed dogs run up to Chicken Little and then give me dirty looks when Chicken attacks their dog because she suffers from a severe case of little dog syndrome mixed with a fair dose of – I spent a year in the pound fighting arseholes like you for food syndrome. If these idiots just took a short stroll over the bridge they’d be at Dog Park and their idiot dogs could run around with all the dogs they like. And they could leave Chicken and I in peace to do our afternoon walking and I wouldn’t have to pick Chicken up all the time to save someones dog from having their face bitten off.
And just as bad are the people who walk their dog on a very long leash and let them run at you. Seriously I almost lost it today and slapped a women in the head. She was out walking on the street with her small daughter, each holding a lead with, oh I don’t know, a medium sized elephant on the end of each one. Medium sized elephant crossed with pit bull crossed with bull mastiff or something. And I’m trying to teach Chicken to just keep her shit together and walk past people with their dogs. And most people make it easy because where I walk it’s a bike track as well so people walking their dogs usually walk them on the outside so they don’t get caught in the wheel of a speeding bike thats overtaking you. So we walk by and I hold Chicken close and she growls and puts up the hackles but it’s not a big deal. So today we’re almost home and I saw the two elephant cross pit bull cross bull mastiffs coming and I thought hmmmm, might be a good test, we’ll just keep going. But then they got closer and I saw that one of them was on this great long lead, at least three metres long so I picked Chicken up and kept walking and then we got past and I looked back and this great big elephant cross you know what was almost snapping at my arse. And you know if I hadn’t of had Chicken and she hadn’t of had that fucking big dog, I would have gone and slapped her stupid head in. Which would probably have been a charge of assualt seeing as how we didn’t have the dogs and all.
And these are also the idiots who don’t put their dogs on a lead when they’re on the streets and then the dogs chase cats they see in peoples yards. My daughter had a friend whose cat was killed by dogs like that. It was really bloody traumatic.
Anyway all I’m saying is that these people should not be allowed to contribute to the melting pot of different all sorts that make up the world because they’re dumb idiots.
Sometimes when we get back from our walk (it’s about a 45 minute circuit), Chicken likes to chillax on the bed and watch a bit of cricket. Probably wishes she could get her paws on one of those bats and teach some people some manners.
Lol, she loves her cricket.